If i can...

IF I CAN
sing like Britney Spears, i wont be ended up singing in the toilet while trying hard to push the XXX out from my butt.
IF I CAN
engage to a rich old lady who is going to heaven soon, i wont be working so hard to bear with my university fees.

IF I CAN
get myself punch by bulllies and get my face retarded, i will be looking far more handsome than Brad Pitt.

IF I CAN
draw a big letter S on my chest and put on a red undies outside my trouser, Malaysia will have more telephone booth on the street.

IF I CAN
stuck two salted eggs on my eyes instead of wearing a nerd specs, i wont be so relaxing now.

IF AND ONLY IF I CAN...
the world will be peace forever
PEACE