Silent Fart
It usually happens in the lift. Like its name, it's soundless and the odour can be smelled counting from 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... Somehow, the farted one will either whistle, look here and there or follow the others covering his or her mouth and said " WHO FARTED IN HERE ??"
Polite Fart
Lady way of farting. Nice and polite. Again it's soundless and somehow, the advantage here is that it happens to be odourless too. Just a release of thin air from your back. No reaction needed for this fart.
Noisy Fart
This is the result of eating excessive onions, tapiocas or mayb pork lard. Once it is released, whole world knows you are farting and everyone will tend to leave the lift wherever the floor is. This is also a symptom of getting your business done in the toilet and somehow it is really urgent type. Business must be done IMMEDIATELY
Poison Fart
Last but not least, the poisonous gas ever in the world. Physically no harm, but mentally, once you inhaled, you will get retarded. Not recommended for non professional as it might kill one's life. This type of fart is released if you keep it too long in your tummy. The duration is long enough for a marathon and the odour, kills your appetite. Strongly not recommended in the public.
Like i said, fart is an art,
even COW do fart
Eventually, i think that our lovely government should establish a new Act
instead of NOT SMOKING ZONE
i think they should put
NO FARTING ZONE
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