Happy Birthday Sexy

Happy birthday to you...

Happy birthday to you...
Happy birthday to
Siannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn~
Happy birthday to you...

Happy birthday to you...
You are born in the zoo...
You look like a
MONKEY~
and you smell like one too...



HAPPY BIRTHDAY PRISCILLA LIEW

Im NOT Yours

Well open up your mind and see like me
Open up your plans and damn you're free
Look into your heart and you'll find love love love love
Listen to the music of the moment people dance and sing
We're just one big family
And It's our God-forsaken right to be loved love loved love loved
So I won't hesitate no more, no more
It cannot wait I'm sure
There's no need to complicate
Our time is short
This is our fate, I'm yours

Jason Mraz - Im yours
LOL

Of Musician and Costume

Different musician wears different costume
A jazz musician wears like a gentlemanCollar shirt and hat

Punk rockers wear like PORCUPINE.IT IS LIKE PORCUPINE !!!

Rocker singer wears like...Rainn Wilson??

I wonder what about heavy metalist?Do they wear metal like this?
or

Do they wear iron?

IS THE MOVIE IRONMAN INSPIRED BY THEM
LOL

Lifesong

Life
is so painful

Life
is so unpredictable

Life
is so meaningless

Life
is so doubtful

Life
is so miserable that even George Washington is complaining

Girl and Me

How to make a girl chase you instead of chasing her?

Talk with her.
Chat with her.
ask for her phone and remember its her phone not phone number.

take her phone
and

RUN


i 100% sure she will chase you.

High School University Musical

Featuring actors and actress from University Musical...Coach Kelvin Bottom and Troy BrandonCoach Kelvin Bottom, Troy Brandon *showing his nose hair* and Ryan Kecik *laughing retardedly*Our pretty girl Gabriella Dreyz is she doing this???

I have no idea what she is doing...

LOL !!!

Numb and Dumb

Im tired of being what you want me to beFeeling so faithlessLost under the surfaceI don't know what you expecting of mePut under the pressure of walking in your shoes

(Caught in the undertow just caught in the undertow)Every step that I take is another mistake to you(Caught in the undertow just caught in the undertow)

I've become so numb I can't feel you thereBecome so tired so much more aware,I'm becoming this all I want to doIs be more like me and be less like you
LOL
NUMB by Linkin Park

Lover reveal

LOL, indeed its a very lame one and Jayne guessed it correctly so as Johnny. No challenging at all. LOL..
It's herShe is the BEST
Amen

Im in LOVE

I think im IN LOVE with a girl
yea~ Johnny, have no fear
I really soooooooo in love with her.

Her alluring eyes;
Her smooth shaky hands;
Her motherly heart;
Her loyalty;
and
Her kindness

melted my heart;
she even make me change my status to IN A RELATIONSHIP in FaceBook
want some clue?
it starts with M***** T******
c'mon, lets have some guesses





answer will be reviewed tommorow 18 October 2008

If i can...

IF I CAN
sing like Britney Spears, i wont be ended up singing in the toilet while trying hard to push the XXX out from my butt.
IF I CAN
engage to a rich old lady who is going to heaven soon, i wont be working so hard to bear with my university fees.

IF I CAN
get myself punch by bulllies and get my face retarded, i will be looking far more handsome than Brad Pitt.

IF I CAN
draw a big letter S on my chest and put on a red undies outside my trouser, Malaysia will have more telephone booth on the street.

IF I CAN
stuck two salted eggs on my eyes instead of wearing a nerd specs, i wont be so relaxing now.

IF AND ONLY IF I CAN...
the world will be peace forever
PEACE

I am the KING

I am the King

as i, Prince Alan defeated King D24 from the Kingdom of Mount ToBong
I declared myself, the King of Mount ToBong

here is the story
It took me 5 minutes to fight with the armies,
they are strong;
they are cunning;
The fortress is damn strong and solid with spines all over it.

BUT

with all my will and power, i took a heavenly made sabre and rushed into the fortress
and stabbed the king's butt.
He yelled and moaned in tears.
with his final breath, he revealed his yellow flesh and surrender with white sheet
to prove that im a brave man
i ate all his flesh

YUM~ YUM~

so here, introducing the previous King of Mount ToBongThe solid fortressThe flesh of the KINGThe corpse of the KING
JUST LOL IT

Wolf and Gay

After causing a hoo haa by posting how passionate and close me and my friend are, i decided to post another one whom i somehow always stick too.He is a WOLF who doesnt know how to woof. Oh gosh, it sounds so smooth...LOL

ok, he prefers people call him Wolf instead of his real name but still, i like to call him LAI

he is handsome,he is sarcastic

andhe is a pervert

why?

never watch Looney Tunes?
Wolf usually howl when he saw PRETTY GIRL


thats all for today FOLKS
it is just another LAME post.