It is just another stupid question buzzing my head.
Here is what i heard from my buddies' about GIRLFRIEND
Some told me
having a girlfriend is a relief.
Some told me
having a girlfriend is a burden.
Some told me
having a girlfriend is rich. Why?
cause the girl is the money tree.
Some even told me
having a girlfriend means that you are normal. Why?
At least you know you are not GAY.
So back to the title, do i need a girl NOW? Seeing couples flirting in the library, dining together at a miserable high class restaurants which i only visit them IF AND ONLY IF i win a lottery,
Ideas come to my mind if i really really want a girl. Im gonna have a girlfriend like this
muscular as herat least she can protect me
sexy as herwell, at least her eyes and lips can shock me if i see other girls
bold as heri wont have to worry about her hair do expenses at least
pretty as herat least i got "face" when i date with her
most important
sexy as herwell, at least her eyes and lips can shock me if i see other girls
bold as heri wont have to worry about her hair do expenses at least
pretty as herat least i got "face" when i date with her
most important
ANYONE TO RECOMMEND?
PLEASE CALL MY HANDPHONE FOR RESERVATION
PLEASE CALL MY HANDPHONE FOR RESERVATION
23 comments:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R2INJGFdaoI
Yes you need one, Alan...
You need one since ................................
OMG, i cant recall.
You can't recall?
Let me remind you...
It's since.....
Owh I also can't recall, for it's waaaaaaaay too long ago...
Lonely~~
ji mo nan nai~~
get a gf alan...
we, friends, had enough of your lameness, go and express your lameness on your gf instead!
Must find a lame proof one...
.......
Or maybe dun find a gf la...
You might lose your coldness..
ya ho, it's tough to find a lame-proof one...
if he doesnt get one, we all have to suffer....
arrrr T_T
Maybe register him at www.amoi.com? O_O
LOL. Good idea. XD
I think we better put an advertisement and interview at his home XD...
We can do like American Got Talents, and the big X!
We call it... AMOI GOT TALENTS!!!XD
Talent? they only need to be lame-proof, right? lol. other than that, alan will accept any. XD XD
LOL LOL LOL!!!!
Suddenly I got the urge to put Alan's phone number here...
Or to publish him on my blog!XD
ufufufuf....
go to other ppl's blog n put...
hello i'm alan. my phone num. is XXXXXXXXXX can i befriend with u??
LOL
Good idea also...
Post on blackboard, whole swinburne know...
During orientation also have to go, to "recruit" newbies...
Lol, if u wanna recruit them, might as well send all of them to go through courses, teach them how to be lame-proof by reading this blog. lol
Lol, if u wanna recruit them, might as well send all of them to go through courses, teach them how to be lame-proof by reading this blog. lol
19 comments! A lot more than my blog! O_O
So sad no girl left her phone num here leh...
That's because alan didnt post his face into this blog..
and post his muscular body as well..
He go KL again! Must be something wrong!
LOL~
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Come back vomit some more, tsk tsk tsk... what have u done alan... what have you done...
im pregnant?
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