Sunday, November 16, 2008

Do i need a GIRL ?

Shall i find a girlfriend? Must i find a girl? Do i need a girlfriend now?
It is just another stupid question buzzing my head.
Here is what i heard from my buddies' about GIRLFRIEND

Some told me
having a girlfriend is a relief.

Some told me
having a girlfriend is a burden.

Some told me
having a girlfriend is rich. Why?
cause the girl is the money tree.

Some even told me
having a girlfriend means that you are normal. Why?
At least you know you are not GAY.

So back to the title, do i need a girl NOW? Seeing couples flirting in the library, dining together at a miserable high class restaurants which i only visit them IF AND ONLY IF i win a lottery, kissing at the carpark, dating at Waterfront and got rob later by a desperado who is in need of money and so on...I really think am i desperate for a GIRL ?

Ideas come to my mind if i really really want a girl. Im gonna have a girlfriend like this

muscular as herat least she can protect me

sexy as herwell, at least her eyes and lips can shock me if i see other girls

bold as heri wont have to worry about her hair do expenses at least

pretty as herat least i got "face" when i date with her

most important
rich as herme?


ANYONE TO RECOMMEND?
PLEASE CALL MY HANDPHONE FOR RESERVATION

23 comments:

Wolf Hermit said...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R2INJGFdaoI

Johnny said...

Yes you need one, Alan...

You need one since ................................

OMG, i cant recall.

Wolf Hermit said...

You can't recall?
Let me remind you...
It's since.....
Owh I also can't recall, for it's waaaaaaaay too long ago...

Johnny said...

Lonely~~

Wolf Hermit said...

ji mo nan nai~~

Johnny said...

get a gf alan...

we, friends, had enough of your lameness, go and express your lameness on your gf instead!

Wolf Hermit said...

Must find a lame proof one...
.......
Or maybe dun find a gf la...
You might lose your coldness..

Johnny said...

ya ho, it's tough to find a lame-proof one...

if he doesnt get one, we all have to suffer....

arrrr T_T

Wolf Hermit said...

Maybe register him at www.amoi.com? O_O

Johnny said...

LOL. Good idea. XD

Wolf Hermit said...

I think we better put an advertisement and interview at his home XD...
We can do like American Got Talents, and the big X!
We call it... AMOI GOT TALENTS!!!XD

Johnny said...

Talent? they only need to be lame-proof, right? lol. other than that, alan will accept any. XD XD

Wolf Hermit said...

LOL LOL LOL!!!!
Suddenly I got the urge to put Alan's phone number here...
Or to publish him on my blog!XD

Johnny said...

ufufufuf....

go to other ppl's blog n put...

hello i'm alan. my phone num. is XXXXXXXXXX can i befriend with u??

LOL

Wolf Hermit said...

Good idea also...
Post on blackboard, whole swinburne know...
During orientation also have to go, to "recruit" newbies...

Johnny said...

Lol, if u wanna recruit them, might as well send all of them to go through courses, teach them how to be lame-proof by reading this blog. lol

Johnny said...

Lol, if u wanna recruit them, might as well send all of them to go through courses, teach them how to be lame-proof by reading this blog. lol

Wolf Hermit said...

19 comments! A lot more than my blog! O_O
So sad no girl left her phone num here leh...

Johnny said...

That's because alan didnt post his face into this blog..

and post his muscular body as well..

Wolf Hermit said...

He go KL again! Must be something wrong!

Dreamz4ever said...

LOL~
--__--

Johnny said...

Come back vomit some more, tsk tsk tsk... what have u done alan... what have you done...

Dreamz4ever said...

im pregnant?

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