I am Power Ranger

Introducing
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Mighty Morphin Power Rangers

They are LEGENDS
and me Ah Lan is in the team NOW

Oh~ Gordon is calling me nowIT'S MORPHIN TIME !!!!

Fighting villians now...BO ENG BO ENG !!!!

Buka Puasa

Today, 30 September 2008

Buka Puasa time

6.34 p.m.

Selamat Hari Raya Aidilfitri

Ah Ting

This is Ong Ka TING
This is KamunTING where ISA is being used here...
This is Mr Jacob Ting, my respectful lecturer
This is MarkeTING mentioned by Ah Don
This is a late post as it should be posted last Saturday after the marketing test. However, due to some circumstances, it is delayed until today. Finish my marketing test last Saturday. Wasn't too hard but it was not easy too. I had done my part and now it depends on luck whether i can get good result or not. Day after tomorrow is Hari Raya Aidilfitri which means lotsa curries and lemang and also LEMAK waiting for me. I wonder after Hari Raya, my *cough* MUSCULAR *cough* body will change from this

to this

SELAMAT HARI RAYA AIDILFITRI

The Story of FART

FART stands for Functional Approach of Releasing Tension
also means useful way to release stress.

So let me tell you a story about FART.

Once upon a time~ *story usually start like this ba*
Ok lets start...
There are two friends, in fact, they are also partner in work. Let us just name both of them Ah Li and Ah Bu *its better than Ali and Abu ma~* Ah Li has a hobby, a bad one indeed, which is he likes to FART, pangpui la and he likes to fart in front of Ah Bu. One day, Ah Bu really cant stand it anymore, so he told Ah Li,

Ah Bu : Can you stop farting in front of me? Its kinda gross~
Ah Li : Oops...im sorry bout that, i thought you like my fart !
Ah Bu : ...

So after that day, Ah Li never farts in front of Ah Bu but everytime he feels like farting, he will stop walking and shake his buttock. Ah Bu feel strange so he squads down behind Ah Li like thisBut he cant find anything, so he ask Ah Li, what is wrong with you? Why everytime you feel like farting, your butt will shake?

Ah Li said : I TURN IT INTO VIBRATION MODE ARR~

HAHAHAHA

Cat's Food ?? Kucing's Food ?? Kuching's Food ??

Living in Kuching is such a wonderful thing for me, especially peeping at boys...oops...typo typo...is especially peeping at the food !!! *IM NOT G.A.Y*
Driving along Kuching you will see a lot of so called kopitiam aka our local dialect for cafe or coffee shop and if you walk in, the fragrance of curry and prawn paste with a little bit of coriander leaf smell flows through your nose hair~ oops...its your NOSE...

THAT IS OUR LOCAL DELICACY
LAKSA

well, personally, i myself is a LAKSA MANIAC
so let me introduce some of the places in Kuching where you can eat nice and memorable LAKSA

Foody Goody CafeIt is located opposite the new Tabuan Jaya Wet Market. This cafe is always people mountain people sea if you come around 8am. The laksa there was recommended by some of the food experts as one of the BEST LAKSA IN KUCHING. As for me, i think the laksa tastes ok, but the price of it is not so reasonable. Its kinda expensive...

Tabuan Jaya Thompson CornerYup, this one is the best laksa i ever taste. Although it is not so famous compare to Foody Goody Cafe or Madam Tang, but i think the gravy really KICKS me up and the cockles are huge...
Oh ya, it is located at the old Tabuan Jaya Wet Market which had been abolished and also next to Super Save.

Chong Choon CafeOne of the oldest laksa stall in Kuching. Serve the best laksa ever and it really tastes great. The price is ok ok but the place is not so strategic because of the parking lots are limited.

Ming Heng CafeIf you want to try some of the Ah Kong Ah Ma era laksa, this is the place. Selling laksa since the 50s. No regret trying it, and also *the tauke is my relative's brother, so please support him la* The price is reasonable, prawns, eggs are fresh and most important, the gravy is really nice. It is located at Carpenter Street, the 3rd shop on the right block, few shops before Lau Ya Keng (the opposite site).

and lastly, this is the best of the BEST

MAGGI MEE ASSAM LAKSAyou can DIY yourself lei...crabsticks or eggswant some?

SWEETS

This are SWEETSThis is also SWEETThis is also also very very SWEETerm...in fact, i think this is the sweetest !!!!





cute out

MILK = Make Infant Lost Kidney

Yup...MILK stands for Make Infant Lost Kidney...

what???

Haiz...

Bet you guys know what is happening now in China...
ya..contamination of milk...
Well, thanks to XXX company from producing such a GOOD milk product which affect almost 50k of all the seikia in China...
Instead of putting in a softener in the milk...
they add in hardener in it which causes the kidney to harden like this...

oops...wrong picture...

LAME...

and in Malaysia, the government had recalled back all the products made from milk in China

1. M&Ms

2. Snickers

3. OREO waffle sticks

4. DutchLady sterilized milk (sounds weird right? eventhough sterilized liaw still kena recalled)

5. Mini Cornetto

6. many more~

BUT

why this one also ???my favourite

and i thought its name is Rabbit Sweet so it is made of RABBIT'S MILKKORECK KORECK??

HAIZ...

may GOD bless all the babies in the world

Spiderman 4

Its true~ Spiderman 4 is going to release this summer 2008. No kidding...
This time Sam Raimi aka director for Spiderman 3 had made it more thrilling and more nerve breaking than the previous Spiderman. A lot of changes had been made like...no more Tobey Maguire as the *old*, handsome, *nerd* Pete...

INSTEAD

they had HIM

oops...not this pic bt this...

And for Pete's wife?? girlfriend?? Erm~ Mary Jane la~ Sam also changed the actress. Instead of Kirsten Dunst as MJ, it turned out to be HIM as MJ

at least he is cuter...

And for the villians part, Sam also made a lot of modification and turnover...ya TURNOVER

So let me introduce the 3 villians

They are...
Name : Budak Kecik
Age : 18
Secret weapon : Homer Simpson and Water Gun

Name : Mojo JoJo
Age : 18
Secret Weapon : Water Laser Gun

and the final one and also the BIG BOSS aka Tai Lo...

Name : Squishy
Age : Unknown
Secret Weapon : Being squished and showing BEISONG face

Well, Spidey also introduced a new weapon to encounter such a massive and LIHAI villian group.

INTRODUCING SPIDERMAN NEW WEAPON...

yup...underwear...
INSPIRED BY SUPERMAN CAUSE SUPERMAN IS STRONG WHEN HE WEARS HIS UNDERWEAR OUTSIDE...

I LOVE SPIDERMAN

Resurrection

After the apocalypse, yea~ I resurrected again !!!
Sounds like im the almighty...-_-
Ya~ say bye bye to accounting and law test liaw...no more worries bout these 2 *boring* subjects
SO~ what so great bout this 2 subjects? Here it goes~ Ah Lan the Lamer will explain to you...

Law
Its nothing but a bunch of tiny words and words and words and words and words~ zzzzzZ
Well, look at the law books and you will know how *ehem* it is~ * i better dont say much*EH no...not that one but this one

Spot the difference...

Well the hammer isn't use in court

BUT
to hit your head to keep you awake

like this

Accounting
nothing but 123 and lines...but at least this one is more fun

its either you like this

if you found the balance of the account

or like this

acting retarded by showing your nose hair

if you cant find the answer

oh ya
HAPPY BIRTHDAY ADRIAN FONG SAI YUK

free of test out

Ah Po Cal Lypse

Ya, end of my day is coming...
LAW and ACCOUNTING test this sat, from miserable 9am til 330pm, sounds like a marathon...
BIG HAIZ...

so this few days besides going to the library behaving like a nerd and acting soooooooo hardworking, *JOHNNY dont laugh*, i also got do some revision at home lah, here is the proof...i have no idea why that 2 comics are on my table, well, you all know lah im a hardworking nerd boy right? So maybe that 2 UFOs were left by my pet dog after he read it, it has nothing to do with me...im innocent~

Here is another proof how hard i study this few nights...ya, a bit run shape...
BLESS ME~



face run shape out

Diseases

Had my LAW tutorial again today. As usual, Mr Jacob Ting aka LA~MEI~ ask us something that make us scratch our head~

so here it goes~
we got various kinds of diseases...

Cows - Mad Cow Disease

Chickens and Ducks - Bird Flu

Pigs - Japanese Encephalitis aka JE

how bout goats?

I think we should name it

OH MY FREAKING GOAT Disease



sick out

He, She and It

After some LAME posts, some of my friends got chilled out after all the postings, here is something SENTIMENTAL...

Met up with a girl recently, not to mention her name, being mysterious ba~

Erm~ maybe that's the reason i had been "loitering" around in here...being a guai guai hardworking young man...

she is not in here so no need to find a single clue

But of course lah, Ah Lan is always the most hardworking one~ look at these piles and piles of books and you will know how "hardworking" he is...

Ah Lan IS hardworking RITE ?...

So, guys !!! Want to know who i am peeping on?

Guess yourself~

flirt out

Just a LAME post~

This is what i learned today after a bunch *ehem* boring *ehem* lecture...
A joke from a LAME lecturer...here it is...

What is the difference between jumping from 1st floor and 3rd floor?

3rd floor

jumping from 3rd floor, its gonna sounds like arrrrrr~ piak~

1st floor

and from 1st floor, its probably gonna sounds like piak~ arrrrrrrrr~

what about 2nd floor?

sure is ARRRRRRGGGHHHH~ piak~ piak~ ARRRRRRRRRRRGGGHHH

sure you want ask why right?

cause I ALSO DONT KNOW WHY !!!!

muahahahahahaha~

lame out

21st Century and the LESS

our communication - WIRELESS

our dress - TOPLESS

our telephone - CORDLESS

our cooking - FIRELESS

our youth - JOBLESS

our food - FATLESS

our labour - EFFORTLESS

our conduct - WORTHLESS

our relation - LOVELESS

our attitutude - CARELESS

our feelings - HEARTLESS

our politics - SHAMELESS

our education - VALUELESS

our follies - COUNTLESS

our arguments - BASELESS

our job - THANKLESS

our boss - BRAINLESS

our salary - VERY LESS

How to be LAME

lame...lame...lame

Apa itu LAME ???
Saya pun tak tau~ muahahahahahaha...
-_-

ok~ thats LAME

being LAME sometimes can kill mosquito cause its too cold~
so, if you want your house to be mosquito free,
here you are

HOW TO BE A LAMER from AH LAN THE LAMER
big applause please~

1. face must as thick as HIM

oink~oink~

2. Brain must be retarded as HIM

ya HIM with mouth open as big as HIM

3. Must sleep like a COW

instead of snoring, you moo...

4. Camwhore like the HIM

handsome ya~

5. And finally, most important, talk craps like

One day, a polar bear is so bored till he pluck off all his fur and later said

lalala~

SO COLD ~

cold out~