Silent Prayer

Tomorrow is my Accounting test


MAY GOD BLESS ME
and
My Friends

AMEN

Of Real and Fake

Recently i see a lot of faker.
For example this

presenting

Apple iPhone

HiPhonePlaystation Portable aka PSPPOP station

this is the FAK"EST" i ever seen and i think 2009 Chinese New Year Open House, im going to buy this instead of this

Lah

We Malaysian must know how to use LAH
Like this

A lot of people like to eat this

LALA

Also we as Malaysian must know HIM

PAK LAH

I LOVE YOU PAK LAH~
can you help me pay off my university fee before you retire??

Dangerous Food

This is Kong PiaI love Kong Pia
The chewy munchy texture and the fragrance of sesame seeds
Yum~ Yum~It looks like a hamburger but its not a hamburgerIt looks like a vegetable pau but its not as soft as the vegetable pauOne word

DELICIOUS

oh ya
if one day while you enjoying Kong Pia and suddenly a PERVERT jump out in front of you

DONT HESITATE

take one Kong Pia

THROW AT HIM

DONT TRY THIS AT HOME
TRY IT ON YOUR FRIEND

Evolving

I think i am going to evolve like Pokemon
like this
From thin to FAT
so this is me

BEFORE

AFTER

WHY?

just now had my dad earlier birthday celebration at Topspot aka Carpark Seafood Centre, the place where computer fair held annually.

here are foods i swallowedStir Fried Sweet Potato Leaves with Belacan *thumbs up*Fish Lips SoupStir Fried Ostrich Meat with Ginger *thumbs up*Butter PrawnFried Crab with Butter and Salted Eggs *thumbs up*

I THINK I NEED TO GO TOILET
ANYONE WANT TO JOIN ME???

How to PEEP on GIRLS and BOYS

This is what we usually do when we are way tooooooooo free...
i mastered something from this so called peeping thingy and i hereby to share with you...

FOR GIRLS
Peep boys in the basketball court. This is the place where all the boys show their real identity.

If the boys play so gentleman,
he is a gentleman

If the man play like ladyboy
he is a ladyboy

If the man play like Brad Pitt
he is not Brad Pitt la but Bread Pig

FOR BOYS
Peep girls in a camp. This is the place where all the girls show their real identity.
Ask the girls go wash their own plates and cups.

If a girl washes the plates and cups like we owe her US $ 1 billion, forget about her, she doesnt know how to do houseworks

If a girl washes the plates and cups like she is in heaven, forget about her also, she is totally INSANE. Run as fast as you can if you see her.

If a girl washes the plates and cups like she is washing a plate and cup, this one BOLEH, can be accepted, NORMAL

SHE"S THE ONE