Ah Po Cal Lypse

Ya, end of my day is coming...
LAW and ACCOUNTING test this sat, from miserable 9am til 330pm, sounds like a marathon...
BIG HAIZ...

so this few days besides going to the library behaving like a nerd and acting soooooooo hardworking, *JOHNNY dont laugh*, i also got do some revision at home lah, here is the proof...i have no idea why that 2 comics are on my table, well, you all know lah im a hardworking nerd boy right? So maybe that 2 UFOs were left by my pet dog after he read it, it has nothing to do with me...im innocent~

Here is another proof how hard i study this few nights...ya, a bit run shape...
BLESS ME~



face run shape out

Diseases

Had my LAW tutorial again today. As usual, Mr Jacob Ting aka LA~MEI~ ask us something that make us scratch our head~

so here it goes~
we got various kinds of diseases...

Cows - Mad Cow Disease

Chickens and Ducks - Bird Flu

Pigs - Japanese Encephalitis aka JE

how bout goats?

I think we should name it

OH MY FREAKING GOAT Disease



sick out

He, She and It

After some LAME posts, some of my friends got chilled out after all the postings, here is something SENTIMENTAL...

Met up with a girl recently, not to mention her name, being mysterious ba~

Erm~ maybe that's the reason i had been "loitering" around in here...being a guai guai hardworking young man...

she is not in here so no need to find a single clue

But of course lah, Ah Lan is always the most hardworking one~ look at these piles and piles of books and you will know how "hardworking" he is...

Ah Lan IS hardworking RITE ?...

So, guys !!! Want to know who i am peeping on?

Guess yourself~

flirt out

Just a LAME post~

This is what i learned today after a bunch *ehem* boring *ehem* lecture...
A joke from a LAME lecturer...here it is...

What is the difference between jumping from 1st floor and 3rd floor?

3rd floor

jumping from 3rd floor, its gonna sounds like arrrrrr~ piak~

1st floor

and from 1st floor, its probably gonna sounds like piak~ arrrrrrrrr~

what about 2nd floor?

sure is ARRRRRRGGGHHHH~ piak~ piak~ ARRRRRRRRRRRGGGHHH

sure you want ask why right?

cause I ALSO DONT KNOW WHY !!!!

muahahahahahaha~

lame out

21st Century and the LESS

our communication - WIRELESS

our dress - TOPLESS

our telephone - CORDLESS

our cooking - FIRELESS

our youth - JOBLESS

our food - FATLESS

our labour - EFFORTLESS

our conduct - WORTHLESS

our relation - LOVELESS

our attitutude - CARELESS

our feelings - HEARTLESS

our politics - SHAMELESS

our education - VALUELESS

our follies - COUNTLESS

our arguments - BASELESS

our job - THANKLESS

our boss - BRAINLESS

our salary - VERY LESS

How to be LAME

lame...lame...lame

Apa itu LAME ???
Saya pun tak tau~ muahahahahahaha...
-_-

ok~ thats LAME

being LAME sometimes can kill mosquito cause its too cold~
so, if you want your house to be mosquito free,
here you are

HOW TO BE A LAMER from AH LAN THE LAMER
big applause please~

1. face must as thick as HIM

oink~oink~

2. Brain must be retarded as HIM

ya HIM with mouth open as big as HIM

3. Must sleep like a COW

instead of snoring, you moo...

4. Camwhore like the HIM

handsome ya~

5. And finally, most important, talk craps like

One day, a polar bear is so bored till he pluck off all his fur and later said

lalala~

SO COLD ~

cold out~