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Thursday, September 3, 2009
Happy Birthday, my FRIEND
2008
Last year, today, a GAY GUY celebrating his birthday the retarded way
2009
From GAY to GUY, this little kid has grown up
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, JAIK
BUT
i still prefer calling you
HAPPY BIRTHDAY BUDAK KECIK
LOL
Friday, February 13, 2009
Saturday, December 27, 2008
Weirdo
I think something is haunting my house. Everything around my house is getting weirder and weirder.
All my fish are getting fatter and fatter as I only bought them last week and that time these fish are still a little tweety ikan bilis.
Not only that, my tummy is getting bigger and "rounder" everytime I wake up. Next year, I think i should go and participate in Mr Santa Clause Contest 2009 or even Mr Fat 2009.
But the weirdest thing is, we usually have our ladies finger this big,
All my fish are getting fatter and fatter as I only bought them last week and that time these fish are still a little tweety ikan bilis.
Not only that, my tummy is getting bigger and "rounder" everytime I wake up. Next year, I think i should go and participate in Mr Santa Clause Contest 2009 or even Mr Fat 2009.
But the weirdest thing is, we usually have our ladies finger this big,
BUT
in my house, you can get this big and its almost double your middle finger length.
How astonishing !!!!
Friday, December 26, 2008
My Christmas
Today is 26 December and I'm still having my Christmas, and i called it
raining white Christmas with my love one. I emphasize it. It's LOVE without past tense and ONE without S. Hahaha...
So, i went to church at the morning with my family. Don't know why, this year i was sooooooo OVER EXCITED in church, I mean during the carolling, i actually dance with my father and when it comes to preaching from the priest, you can actually snore like no other business but its a miracle that I sat so still and listen to it. Amen.
Lets fast forward it to the noon part.
I went out with my mother and we shopped like hell. But the best thing I did...
CHRISTMAS CHU ER
which means the second day of Christmas.
This year, I celebrated my which means the second day of Christmas.
So, i went to church at the morning with my family. Don't know why, this year i was sooooooo OVER EXCITED in church, I mean during the carolling, i actually dance with my father and when it comes to preaching from the priest, you can actually snore like no other business but its a miracle that I sat so still and listen to it. Amen.
Lets fast forward it to the noon part.
I went out with my mother and we shopped like hell. But the best thing I did...
I GOT SWEETS FROM MR SANTA AT EVERISE...
During night time, I shopped at Hock Lee and those who knows me well should know what I'm doing there. Sent HER home after that and...--THE END--
Sunday, December 21, 2008
Doulos
The oldest ship in the world after the Titanic, Doulos just set sailed and hell yeah, it arrived at Kuching few weeks ago with pretty, sexy outgoing and outspoken cabin crew. Books are sold there with extremely cheap price and also some Doulos souveneirs.
People mountain people sea
Books and souveneirs are sold here
The entrance for the 92 years old grandma
The overall of the sexy grandma, never heard of "old ginger is still the spiciest"?
People mountain people sea
Books and souveneirs are sold here
The entrance for the 92 years old grandma
The overall of the sexy grandma, never heard of "old ginger is still the spiciest"?Overall, it is indeed a good experience for me but one thing that i can't figure it out...
what is GBA
GAMEBOY ADVANCE?
GAMEBOY ADVANCE?
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