Dreamz Of Life

The Return of Retarded Man

dreamz4ever88@gmail.com (Dreamz4ever) — Thu, 03 Sep 2009 07:27:00 +0000

Due to ~~thousands and millions~~requests from my fans and foes, i decided to blog again the retarded way.

Stay tuned my beloved fans

Retarded Ah Lan

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Happy Birthday, my FRIEND

dreamz4ever88@gmail.com (Dreamz4ever) — Thu, 03 Sep 2009 07:22:00 +0000

2008

Last year, today, a ~~GAY~~ GUY celebrating his birthday the retarded way

2009

From GAY to GUY, this little kid has grown up

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, JAIK

BUT

i still prefer calling you

HAPPY BIRTHDAY BUDAK KECIK

LOL

Construction Undergoing

dreamz4ever88@gmail.com (Dreamz4ever) — Fri, 13 Feb 2009 01:11:00 +0000

Im back from Hawaii !!! Yay !!!!!!!

Weirdo

dreamz4ever88@gmail.com (Dreamz4ever) — Sat, 27 Dec 2008 07:33:00 +0000

I think something is haunting my house. Everything around my house is getting weirder and weirder.

All my fish are getting fatter and fatter as I only bought them last week and that time these fish are still a little tweety ikan bilis.

Not only that, my tummy is getting bigger and "rounder" everytime I wake up. Next year, I think i should go and participate in Mr Santa Clause Contest 2009 or even Mr Fat 2009.

But the weirdest thing is, we usually have our ladies finger this big,

BUT

in my house, you can get this big and its almost double your middle finger length.

How astonishing !!!!

My Christmas

dreamz4ever88@gmail.com (Dreamz4ever) — Fri, 26 Dec 2008 11:40:00 +0000

Today is 26 December and I'm still having my Christmas, and i called it

CHRISTMAS CHU ER
which means the second day of Christmas.

This year, I celebrated my ~~raining~~ white Christmas with my love one. I emphasize it. It's LOVE without past tense and ONE without S. Hahaha...

So, i went to church at the morning with my family. Don't know why, this year i was sooooooo OVER EXCITED in church, I mean during the carolling, i actually dance with my father and when it comes to preaching from the priest, you can actually snore like no other business but its a miracle that I sat so still and listen to it. Amen.

Lets fast forward it to the noon part.

I went out with my mother and we shopped like hell. But the best thing I did...

I GOT SWEETS FROM MR SANTA AT EVERISE...

During night time, I shopped at Hock Lee and those who knows me well should know what I'm doing there. Sent HER home after that and...

--THE END--

Doulos

dreamz4ever88@gmail.com (Dreamz4ever) — Sun, 21 Dec 2008 10:39:00 +0000

The oldest ship in the world after the Titanic, Doulos just set sailed and hell yeah, it arrived at Kuching few weeks ago with ~~pretty, sexy~~ outgoing and outspoken cabin crew. Books are sold there with extremely cheap price and also some Doulos souveneirs.

People mountain people seaBooks and souveneirs are sold hereThe entrance for the 92 years old grandmaThe overall of the sexy grandma, never heard of "old ginger is still the spiciest"?

Overall, it is indeed a good experience for me but one thing that i can't figure it out...

what is GBA

GAMEBOY ADVANCE?

Fire Drill

dreamz4ever88@gmail.com (Dreamz4ever) — Sun, 21 Dec 2008 10:00:00 +0000

As usual, i attended the attachment in the hospital last night to kill the boredom. This time, it's not like last Saturday which everything was so peaceful that you can easily see the doctors and Medical Assistants singing and shaking their legs, but me and Kui Tai, was so amazed what had happened this morning. After some emergency outings, the hospital received a call from Kuching International Airport aka KIA saying that there is a blaze in the airport.
I was like "what the shell?" Airport is on FIRE???
Wow, first time in my St John Ambulance life i encountered this and to be more precise, IT IS AN EMERGENCY WITH MULTIPLE CASUALTIES !!!!
Ok, we were explained by Medical Assistant that this is only a fire drill and we don't have to be panic.

LOL

Alright, the ambulance part and how fast it goes I think I had explained few posts earlier, so lets move on. Arrived at the scene, my jaw fell down, IT IS DAMN SO HUMONGOUS although it is just a drill. Haiz, lazy to write, let the photos explain it all.

See anything? It is so foggy and smoky so you can't really see anything.The fire truck that carries tonnes of pipes in it and the power of blowing the water out from the big red machine is damn so strong. I wonder, if one day i can't flush my toilet, can i use the pipe to flush my sh*t away?

The rescue team So far, this is the most dangerous and fastest vehicle in Kuching.

This car usually appears in front of you if you cincai park your car either in a restricted zone or danger zone but here comes the strange thing, it parks it in the middle of the road.

Can we summon them for doing so?

Cold Room

dreamz4ever88@gmail.com (Dreamz4ever) — Sat, 20 Dec 2008 13:03:00 +0000

I found this in Swinburne

Amazed, I am...
Swinburne is cold enough when it comes to raining days
What if we enter that room and bring in a Kopi O panas?

Will it be Kopi O Peng or Kopi O ice cream?

AndOx

dreamz4ever88@gmail.com (Dreamz4ever) — Wed, 17 Dec 2008 12:14:00 +0000

I just like this doll...
Its from someone special...

LOL

Sad and Emo

dreamz4ever88@gmail.com (Dreamz4ever) — Mon, 15 Dec 2008 13:07:00 +0000

Rain falls on the eyes of the windows
Flickers of stars covered with thick grey cloud
Tears flow through the cheeks of a crying man
Looking at the disappearance of a blurry shadow
When the time is up, let it be
Wishing that it will be
A better day tommorow
I just want to say a simple word to you
.....
...
.

GOODBYE FOUNDATION
HERE I AM INTERNATIONAL BUSINESS

The Song"ness" of Ambulance

dreamz4ever88@gmail.com (Dreamz4ever) — Sun, 14 Dec 2008 04:55:00 +0000

When you sit in an ambulance,
The siren sound is on
The siren light is on
It dashes through the traffics and all the cars need to give ways
You will feel
....
ONE WORD

SONG !!!!!!!!!!!!!

Paktoh

dreamz4ever88@gmail.com (Dreamz4ever) — Sat, 13 Dec 2008 08:27:00 +0000

I went for attachment in the General Hospital of Sarawak this morning. I was so sleepy that time but one thing really caught my attention when i was on the way to pee.

JABATAN PATOLOGI ???

Cracking my mind, i was laughing and thinking,

is this the place where treatments are given to those who are dumped by their boyfriend/ girlfriend?
Or is this the place where we learn how to date or flirt with girls or boys?
Or is this the place where the workers are so expert in love that they paktoh 365 days non-stop?

I wonder...

In the cage

dreamz4ever88@gmail.com (Dreamz4ever) — Sat, 13 Dec 2008 08:00:00 +0000

We usually keep our dogs in a cage like this before they got barbequed as hot dogor keep our pussy cats like this before they got whacked out by 3 little chipmunks.or even lock our bunny up before Looney Tunes get a substitution for Bugs Bunny who retired years ago.

But do we have to lock the rocks up like this?

Maybe we shall hang one signboard on the cage

BEWARE OF ROCKS
THEY BITE

Appreciation in Retarded Ah Lan Way

dreamz4ever88@gmail.com (Dreamz4ever) — Fri, 12 Dec 2008 05:14:00 +0000

Recently, i finds that my engerish are improved many more after i writing this blog namely Dreamzylife. I feels so glad that i could writes all my diary in these blog where i could not written it in a book names Diary becauses my mother always wanted to saw it so i choosing to wrote in here. Thank you very the much Blogspot. Plus more, i can downloads picture, that only can be saw with eyes that is naked, in my blog so that peoples can look at my pretty and handsome picture. Thank you Blogspot again. Fathermore, i could communicated with people in the around world and make friendshipness with them. I are very the happy to look them speaking to me. In a coconutshell, I wanted to thank you the all people surround me for giving courages to me and i making a promise that i will wrote much entry and hoping my blog supporter would enjoyed my blog. Thank you.

Hot yet Cold Atmosphere

dreamz4ever88@gmail.com (Dreamz4ever) — Thu, 11 Dec 2008 12:05:00 +0000

Summer semester...

It sounds like a hot sweaty holiday with a jar of ice cold lemonade in hand but in fact, it is really icy cold when it comes to the atmosphere. WHY ? A class of 100+ students only 20+ NERDS come for the lecture, the others?

MIA
(Missing In Action)

Indeed it is somehow boring and the subjects we are taking now, Malaysian Studies or Sejarah in short and Moral Studies. Again, these subjects are mend to polish our knowledge about Malaysia and also learn how to be a civilise person? I doubt i will be so... -_-
Nevermind, so overall, like i mentioned earlier on, it is a boring term and i had taken some candids during classes so do enjoy it.

Famous and favourable lecturer, Mr George Tan ~~preaching~~ teaching

People smsing

Eating Koko Krunch

Couple smooching

Chit Chating

Showing a very serious face eventhough they doesn't know what the lecturer is talking about
Headache"ing"
Sleeping with a hand holding a piece of paper to cover her sleepy face. Good kungfu indeed.
Playing Hide and Seek

and of course
instead of using our nose to breath, we open our mouth to gasp for fresh air

New Local Horror Movie

dreamz4ever88@gmail.com (Dreamz4ever) — Wed, 10 Dec 2008 02:23:00 +0000

My friend Brandon told me that he wants to remake this horror movie, JU ONInstead of calling it JU ON

He named it
....
..
.
JU OFF

DULAN

dreamz4ever88@gmail.com (Dreamz4ever) — Wed, 10 Dec 2008 01:32:00 +0000

I feel DULANThe things i want to pursue

I CANT GET THEM
...
DULANThe thing i'm not pursuing
IT KEEPS GIVING ME CHANCES TO GET IT

DULAN DULAN DULAN

Christmas Meal from Mr Old Santa !!!

dreamz4ever88@gmail.com (Dreamz4ever) — Wed, 10 Dec 2008 00:59:00 +0000

This is my new toy from Mr Santa !!!Looks delicious right?Looks juicy right?It's just a mobile phone hanger.

LOL

Dine 'D Banquet

dreamz4ever88@gmail.com (Dreamz4ever) — Mon, 08 Dec 2008 12:30:00 +0000

Attended my ex-school St John Ambulance annual dinner last night at Banquet. The dinner was well prepared, at least there is no any pausing or jamming session but the food was a bit awful. The menu was fine but the taste of the food is totally out of my expectation. But still what goes in our tummy comes out as a piece of shit so lets move on to some camshot.

this is a CAKE
Actually there is only 3 little cuties performing on stage and we usually call them S.H.E but it happens to be that S.H.E is getting another new member. Are we going to name them S.H.E.S or S.H.E.ESH or SHRIEK?
and then we have this handsome cool guy who plays his guitar so well that almost every girls on the spot shouting at her name including me i think.
MC of the night. Well done Rachel Ruran. She did amuse me and honestly i totally enjoyed it.ok, its him again, Mr Johnny Kua and also the guy in white next to him, Mr Tim. Eventually, like usual, Johnny was too proud of his voice and somehow, he forgot to give Tim to sang the last part.

HE SANG IT ALL

Cake cutting ceromony. 100 years 1 time.Prom Queen and King. Its a bit weird that the king is far younger than the queen. How lucky he is. XD

HEY WAITIm also one of the contestant in PROM KING AND QUEEN event. But how unlucky, i lost to a 10 years old boy.

I SHOULD LOOK AT THE MIRROR to see where should i zhng my face

Me and my personality

dreamz4ever88@gmail.com (Dreamz4ever) — Mon, 08 Dec 2008 02:34:00 +0000

I was robbed
HAVE NO WORRIES
no monetary lost
just that
MY DIGNITY
was damaged by this personhe said when a pretty girl walk by
I will whistle, wink and ask for her number.
WILL I ???

dreamz4ever88@gmail.com (Dreamz4ever) — Mon, 01 Dec 2008 13:53:00 +0000

I was terribly busy for the last few weeks. Summer Semester aka LAN subjects, St John Ambulance Mass CPR, PSP, peeping girl, squatting in the toilet shouting here and there just because the XXXX dripping out like water and most important, tthinking on how to ~~escape LAN subjects class~~ concentrate in the class. Yesterday was St John Ambulance Mass CPR campaign which is held nationally. Im one of them who involves in teaching the crowds how to kiss a guy/ girl when he/ she faints. A lot of Sleeping Beauty scenes happened yesterday but of course those people weren't kissing real girl or guy but they kissed dummies although they also same like me, wishing to kiss a real girl.
Didn't really have the time to take photos because most of the time i was ~~flirting with girls~~ entertaining the crowds. This is the only photo i took while I'm free.Oh ya, here is another photo taken while this beautiful lady was busy taking blood pressure of her grandma.

WHY SO SERIOUS ?

LOL

dreamz4ever88@gmail.com (Dreamz4ever) — Mon, 01 Dec 2008 13:32:00 +0000

Strange and funny things do happen in Malaysia. It depends on how you see it or how you think about it.well what you see in the picture depends on your creativity

No wonder the chances of dying in a burning building is increasing annually

Reality Programme

dreamz4ever88@gmail.com (Dreamz4ever) — Tue, 25 Nov 2008 14:02:00 +0000

The world is having a very ~~deep shit~~ serious economy crisis and everyone seems to be feeling so concern about it. However, we still can watch OR we still can find such TV programmes exist in our miserable life and they are giving money. Shall i say MONEYSSSSSSSSSSS ???

America's Got TalentAmerican ~~Idiot~~ IdolOne Million StarAmazing Race

Proudly present to you our nation, made in Malaysia reality TV programme

Maggi "Mencari Bintang" Contest.

Hey Maggie, are you in this contest?

Bon Voyage de Kay ELE

dreamz4ever88@gmail.com (Dreamz4ever) — Mon, 24 Nov 2008 13:44:00 +0000

I went to Kuala Lumpur with my mom last week. It is indeed a remarkable experience for me.

WHY ?

I ended my trip with puke and squatting in the toilet for hours.

Cut the crabs...I mean craps and let the party rolls.

Well peoples who know me well think than I'm a ~~voyeur~~ voyager. Thus, budget plane is my choice but it ended up crashing to a miserable mountain.

Luckily I pray to God every night and I was saved from this guy who rushed out from the building with his undies still on. Thank HIM.

Alright the saviour has gone and now I was left alone again and I was ambushed by a ~~worm~~ snake.

Without any hesitation, I showed it my TULAN face and straight away the ~~worm~~ snake crawled back to its tunnel.

Another of my TULAN face

So...

I walk

…walk

C’mon, walk with me

…walk

I haven’t reach yet lah

…walk

Ok lah, this is the place!!!

Let the pictures tell you the rest stories

oh this ~~stupid~~ stuff...i was not allowed to play it cause im too heavy...what the ???

and this one the name looks exactly like my nick...DREAMZ...with 3 cats standing in front of me.

Drey, this is for you...

Emesis

dreamz4ever88@gmail.com (Dreamz4ever) — Mon, 24 Nov 2008 05:25:00 +0000

I feel SICK

VOMITING NON-STOP FOR 2 DAYS

I think im having KAY-ELEPHOBIA
(fear of going to Kuala Lumpur aka KL).

Here it comes again !!!
WUEK~
Sign off !!!